Disclaimer: The views expressed by me in this post do not necessarily reflect the content of this blog, The content that I’m writing in this post is a work of my research on the most intricate topic of this world. It took me 20 years to understand this conundrum about Girls, so the thing that I’m going to write in this post is just my opinion, any dispute regarding content is subjected to court of GCET Boys Hostel…[:p] Comments on this post are the sole responsibility of their writers and the writer will take the full responsibility, liability and blame for any libel or litigation that result from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment . The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed. Moreover if you are a girl continue reading it on your own risk.

I often heard girls saying that guys shall never understand them, But what i personally feels is that girls are easiest thing to understand take anything and you can easily correlate it with a girl, All Girls are more or less same, Though I have mentioned many of the common features of girls in my earlier post, here I’m going to correlate How a girl is similar to a software Company interview when seen from a guys persepective, here it goes:

Scenario 1: Guy Proposes a girl

Gal: I never expect this, but I think we are just good friends.

Guy: Ya, we are good friends and we shall always be, But I think we shall be nice couple too.

Gal: I don’t know what to say and how to say..,  I don’t want to hurt you but I never see you in that way, I don’t want to intermix relationship with Friendship.

Guy: I can wait and we can resolve this.

Gal: See you are a very good guy, and I believe you deserve some one better than me

Guy(Becomes sad): No it was you, Whom I always dreamt of.

Gal: Don’t get upset, I shall found someone better than me for you.

Guy(Silent.)

Gal: Don’t worry I’ll always be there whenever you need me and I thankful for all your help.

The irony in the above discussion lies in the line “..but I never see you in that way”  What was that special way that a girl often talks about. Guys often found a gal roaming with some effeminate type of guy whom She meet 10 days back and who has some girlish reputation among guys.. But that’s a girl flavour..!

Well Lets correlate the above scenario with that of a placement interview of an intelligent guy who needs a placement desperately.

Scenario 2: Guy and Interviewer

Int(Looking into Guys Resume): Your resume is wonderful, you have done so many projects.

Guy: Thank you sir, I have keen interest in doing projects.

Int: Well Your resume fits in all the aspect that our company wants, But we think that you deserves more than this.

Guy Surprised

Int: What we want is something less than this, If we hire you we shall not do justice with your talent.

Guy: No sir Its okie, Its my pleasure if i got an opportunity to work with you.

Int: That’s your greatness gentleman, but what we honestly think is that you deserve a better company than this.

Guy: No sir, In fact from my First year in college i dreamt of this company and I’m happy with any position.

Int: That your politeness, In fact don’t worry I shall personally help you in searching a better job for you.

So we realise how easily girls can be co-related with other things, and its not very difficult to impress them, being stupid is the best way. The other qualities that one can posses to impress the girl is he should be Idiot, he should be good enough in carrying loads. And to make the girl see in you that way always do some Idiotistic activity that is catalysed by stupidity and Nonsense..!

If you are a girl and you have read all this, I’m thankful for your patience and time, With Lots of Love

The views expressed by me in this post do not necessarily reflect the content of this blog, The content that I’m writing in this post is a work of my research on the most intricate topic of this world. It took me 20 years to understand this conundrum about Girls, so the thing that I’m going to write in this post is just my opinion, any dispute regarding content is subjected to court of GCET Boys Hostel…[:p] Comments on this post are the sole responsibility of their writers and the writer will take the full responsibility, liability and blame for any libel or litigation that result from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment . The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed. Moreover if you are a girl continue reading it on your own risk.

The first e-Novel that I tried to read was “Man are from Mars and Women are from Venus” but hardly i completed 15 pages of it.. It’s quite an eye aching process to stare the Laptop screen with unblinking eye-lids .. But since then I decided to write a blog on Critical analysis of the so pronounced term Girl.. Today I was passing through one of my community in Orkut that contains Murphy’s Laws ..There are some laws for girls also.. I found them quite amusing these laws are so well written that I really got delighted after reading them.. While I’v also a good experimentation of this recipe called girl when I combined Murphy’s and my laws then their comes wonderful Laws :
Law 1: Beauty x Brain x Availablity = constant (constant may be zero).
Law 2: The more beautiful the girl is the more wreckless is her father.
Law 3: Best habit of girls is to .. ask u to guess by saying .. “u know it” .. n then .. after the guessing is done .. saying .. “u knew it wrong”.
Law 4: a) The more you want to talk to a girl, the more she will be found with her best sahelis.
b) Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your
feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela).
Corollary to Law 4: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Law 5: The best girl in class always has a male friend from her class in school making it awkward for you to approach.
Law 6: The guy popular among girls is the least popular among guys.
Law 7: She wil always forgive you wen its her mistake. and she will kil you if its your mistake.
Law 8: If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed.
Law 9: When you are about to confess your love… she confesses hers.
Law 10: If u happen to be her best friend then u r most likely to meet her bestest friend soon.
Law 11: You can hear guys saying the word “bro n bhai” lot in there conversations but u will rarely hear girls using “sis n behen” in there conversations.
Law 12: Beautiful gals r always wid the one who is like her, where they totally feel SAFE… harmless bugers!!! Mera boyfren, Meri sabse acchi saheli!!!
Law 13: If there is a girl who smokes, she only keeps the lighter but cigarettes remain only with the guys and they also get rare occasions to use her lighter.
So these are my laws on the most difficult topic.. I hope every guy shall agree with me on all these laws.. and for girls they need a lot of Labour to become perfect like Guys.. Better luck..

Note: Well More laws are needed from Guys who have done research in dis field.. these laws shall be incorporated in the next edition..